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    Friday, February 17th, 2006
    9:03 pm
    feb 28th, feb 28th and then i ll be okay
    Thursday, January 26th, 2006
    7:49 pm
    "Shake that laffy taffy"
    PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will:

    * have someone fall in love with you
    * find a $20.00 bill on the ground
    * make-out with the person you like
    * your best friend will get you a really nice gift
    * ur gonna get a gf-bf
    * ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests
    * ur gonna get 10 new friends
    * ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill


    BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:

    "ANY BODY WANNA ........ ME?"
    "........ U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS"
    "I admit I sucked his dick last night"
    "I need help losin my virginity"
    "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY"
    "I GOT ARRESTED"
    "Shake that laffy taffy"
    "Goldigger"
    "We finally broke up!!"
    "new years!"
    "my girl iz pregnet"
    "im pregnant"
    "i lost my virginity"
    "im bi"
    "Im getting married"

    EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNO PAIN.. READ THIS STORY THIS IS PAIN AND SUFFERING....

    boy- hey, hun
    girl- hey
    boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
    girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
    boy- oh rele? y?
    girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
    boy- oh
    girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
    boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
    girl- ok good
    boy- yeah
    girl- hey i have a question......
    boy- ok, ask away
    girl-........how much do u love me?
    boy- u kno i love u more than anything
    girl- yeah.....
    boy- y did u ask?
    girl-................>silence<..........
    boy- is something wrong?
    girl- no nothing at all
    boy- good.
    girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
    boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
    girl- u would?
    boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
    girl- no, everythings fine......
    boy- are u sure?
    girl- yeah.
    boy- ok.......i hope so.
    girl- ..............would u die for me?
    boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
    girl- rele?
    boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
    girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
    boy- ............ok
    girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
    boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
    girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
    friend- no
    boy- oh.
    friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
    boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
    friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
    boy- yeah........but not her.
    friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
    boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
    friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    girl- hello?
    boy- hey
    girl- oh, hi.
    boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
    girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
    boy- are u sick?
    girl- ......
    boy- are u sick?
    girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
    boy- ill wait.
    girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
    boy-........alright, i love u hun.
    >very long pause<
    girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
    boy- wht???
    girl- its the best thing for us right now.
    boy- y????
    girl- i love u.
    >click<
    THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    boy- hey dude
    friend- hey
    boy- whts up
    friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
    boy- no
    friend- so u didnt hear?
    boy- hear wht?
    friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
    boy- dude, wtf tell me
    friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
    boy- ok............
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
    boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
    voice- what is her name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
    boy- rele? y? wht happened??? how is she???
    voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
    boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
    voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
    boy- WAIT! NO!
    *dial tone*
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    boy- omg are u ok??
    girl- ..................
    boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
    girl- i..........
    boy- u wht?? U WHT???
    girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
    boy- ?
    girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    boy- ...........
    girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
    boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
    nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
    BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
    but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
    THE NOTE SAID:
    i told her i would take a bullet for her....
    just like she said she would die for me...
    -repost this
    if u dont, this will happen to you but u will be in the boy's situation.........have a heart for the one that has your heart

    girl- i have cancer and im on life support
    boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
    girl- they're taking me off 2night
    boy- y??
    girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
    boy- y didnt u tell me????
    girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
    boy- u could never hurt me
    girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
    boy- ?
    girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a b
    Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
    5:23 pm
    Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS IS MESSAGE!


    Eleanor (Ellie) Andrade
    602-228-1268 - cell
    Thursday, January 12th, 2006
    6:17 pm
    grounded
    Friday, January 6th, 2006
    9:07 pm
    life in 2005
    1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.








    2.) you havent played solitaire with real cards in years.









    3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or a myspace.










    4.) youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.











    6.) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.











    7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.











    8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.











    9.) and you were too busy to notice there is no number 5.











    10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.











    11.) & now your laughing at your stupidity.











    12.) repost if you fell for it
    Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
    5:02 pm
    sing from your who ha
    the show was awsome, she tried to teach ellen to sing opera and told her to sing and breath from her who ha or "down there", then she blamed the macy's day parade for getting her sick so she lit a candle, put it on the back of her toliet then she got sick and caught her hair on fire. so she vows never to do parades again, by the way she is christen chensworth
    3:24 pm
    kristen chensworth on ellen today. for those who dont know she was glinda in wicked on broadway and the blond from the the old navy commercials its on channel 10 @ 3 for all who want to watch
    Sunday, January 1st, 2006
    5:18 pm
    1:51 pm

    elenadelavega's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 8% Politically Correct!)



    Started : 01st January 2006 12:53:12 AM

    Ended : 01st January 2006 09:25:45 AM
    Alco Money! : $ 330

    Guests of Honour

    blizardridar is a bummed out Buddhist and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006. blizardridar drank 17 Lagers, 1 Sambucca.
    kairirinoa is a neurotic Liberal Christian. kairirinoa decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
    elenadelavega is a bitchy Fundementalist Christian and is a real devotee to the happy juice. elenadelavega decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
    pippins_addict is an upbeat Taoist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. pippins_addict decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
    dark_eyes92104 is a repugnant Wiccan and is a real devotee to the happy juice who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. dark_eyes92104 drank 13 Pilsners, 1 Stout.
    bandaholic07 is a neurotic Atheist. bandaholic07 drank 1 Whiskey, 17 Aligator Bites.
    elenadelavega is a good-humored Wiccan. elenadelavega drank 15 Absinthes, 3 Irish Creams, 2 Pulques.
    witheredrose16 is a constipated Atheist who makes Idi Amin look like a frustrated baby who hasn't been winding before bo-bo. witheredrose16 drank 19 Stouts, 1 Red Wine.
    iluvturtlezzz is an unfortunate Taoist and a tubthumping lunatic. iluvturtlezzz drank 2 Sherrys.

    Sick!

    Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! bandaholic07, elenadelavega, witheredrose16 had better stay out of elenadelavega's way!

    Fights

    dark_eyes92104 and elenadelavega spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking

    elenadelavega's party ended in disaster after bandaholic07 suggested that elenadelavega fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.

    Lovers

    They spent the whole night at the party hidden away in elenadelavega's garden shed and it seems as though iluvturtlezzz and elenadelavega are now going to be a permanent fixture!

    The Drunkest

    Oh elenadelavega! You make Alex Higgins look dry! You sultry fellow thou!

    Random Events

    Oh the powers of persusasion! dark_eyes92104 managed to convince a less than sober elenadelavega that the milkman had run away with their dentures. elenadelavega began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!

    During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble elenadelavega told witheredrose16 to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.

    elenadelavega made violent love with iluvturtlezzz on top of the television.


    Happy New Year!

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    Your Hero God Loves Coke.




    Thursday, December 29th, 2005
    11:28 pm
    Someone, whos name starts with K, has secret crush
    on you!


    Who has secret crush on you? (whats his/her name`s first letter)
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    what kind of rose are you?

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    What is your Angel?

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    tale as old as time truth as it can be you are
    very.. orriginal and are careful about most
    things but also becare ful you dont want to
    become hurt in anyway.. again


    what song lyrics are u?
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    tale as old as time truth as it can be you are
    very.. orriginal and are careful about most
    things but also becare ful you dont want to
    become hurt in anyway.. again


    what song lyrics are u?
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    no
    What emotion/feeling is seen in your eyes? *pix**Detailed Results*

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    Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
    8:53 pm
    15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About





    1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.




    2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.




    3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.




    4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.




    5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.




    6. You mean the world to someone.




    7. If not for you, someone may not be living.




    8. You are special and unique.




    9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.




    10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.



    11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.




    12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,

    probably, sooner or later, you will get it.




    13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.




    14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.




    15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.




    A Minute: They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.



    Take the time . to live and love.



    Send this letter to all the people you care about, Including the person who sent this to you.




    If you do so, You will certainly brighten someone's day and might change their perspective on life, for the better.



    A big hello to you guys. Forward this to at least 11 people and see what happens on your screen you will laugh your head off. If you forward it to 11 people a video comes on your screen. This works. I don't know how .. but it works. Somehow, from the return path generated, you'll receive something, and IT IS FUNNY. This is the coolest thing I have ever gotten. All you have to do is send it to 11 people and watch your screen, it is the funniest clip. I can't tell you what is but I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair. So, send it to those 11 people and watch.

    ENJOY!!!
    Sunday, December 25th, 2005
    3:04 pm
    "Where Are You Christmas"

    Where are you Christmas
    Why can't I find you
    Why have you gone away
    Where is the laughter
    You used to bring me
    Why can't I hear music play

    My world is changing
    I'm rearranging
    Does that mean Christmas changes too

    Where are you Christmas
    Do you remember
    The one you used to know
    I'm not the same one
    See what the time's done
    Is that why you have let me go

    Christmas is here
    Everywhere, oh
    Christmas is here
    If you care, oh

    If there is love in your heart and your mind
    You will feel like Christmas all the time

    I feel you Christmas
    I know I've found you
    You never fade away
    The joy of Christmas
    Stays here inside us
    Fills each and every heart with love

    Where are you Christmas
    Fill your heart with love
    Friday, December 23rd, 2005
    3:48 pm
    for tyler

    Hello God, it's me again. 2:00 a.m., Room 304.
    Visiting hours are over, time for our bedside tug of war.
    This sleeping child between us may not make it through the night.
    I'm fighting back the tears as she fights for her life.
    Well, it must be kind of crowded,
    On the streets of Heaven.
    So tell me: what do you need her for?
    Don't you know one day she'll be your little girl forever.
    But right now I need her so much more.
    She's much too young to be on her own:
    Barely just turned seven.
    So who will hold her hand when she crosses the streets of Heaven?

    Tell me God, do you remember the wishes that she made,
    As she blew out the candles on her last birthday cake?
    She wants to ride a pony when she'd big enough.
    She wants to marry her Daddy when she's all grown up.

    Well, it must be kind of crowded,
    On the streets of Heaven.
    So tell me: what do you need her for?
    Don't you know one day she'll be your little girl forever.
    But right now I need her so much more.
    She's much too young to be on her own:
    Barely just turned seven.
    So who will hold her hand when she crosses the streets of Heaven?

    Lord, don't you know she's my angel
    You got plenty of your own
    And I know you hold a place for her
    But she's already got a home
    Well I don't know if you're listenin'
    But praying is all that's left to do
    So I ask you Lord have mercy, you lost a son once too

    And it must be kind of crowded,
    On the streets of Heaven.
    So tell me: what do you need her for?
    Don't you know one day she'll be your little girl forever.
    But right now I need her so much more.
    Lord, I know once you've made up your mind,
    There's no use in beggin'.
    So if you take her with you today, will you make sure she looks both ways,
    And would you hold her hand when she crosses the streets of Heaven.

    The streets of Heaven.
    Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
    7:06 pm
    gURL.comI took the "If You Were a Star..." quiz on gURL.com
    I am an...
    indie rebel

    Big budget productions just won't do for someone like you. You're probably an iconoclast who eschews the bright lights and big egos of Hollywood to practice your craft in independent films... Read more...

    Which star are you?





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    WHAT STYLE OF DANCE ARE YOU?

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    How Will You Die?

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    what kind of angel or devil are you?

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    Your the angel of happiness
    What Angel are you(girls only)

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    Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
    9:57 pm
    http://www.funtrivia.com/quizzes/humanities/musicals_o-z/wicked.html

    http://www.angryalien.com/


    jen made me an awsome icon, yay i heart jen, and this is wicked knowledge quizzes and THE BUNNIES
    Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
    9:42 pm
    HASH(0x8c2a784)
    Your song is "Defying Gravity." You are
    making a huge transition, and are freeing
    yourself from all that once hurt you. Just
    remember to come down to earth once in a while,
    no one live in the sky.


    What Elphaba song is the most about you? Image included
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    6:50 pm
    -To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hott.


    -To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you.


    -To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead.


    -To every girl who is nice to everyone no matter who they are.


    -To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.


    -To every girl that wont settle for the jerk.


    -To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess.


    -To every girl that cries at night because of another HeArTBrEaK.


    -To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.


    -To every girl that just wants to holds hands.


    -To every girl that kisses him with meaning.


    -To every girl who just wishes he CARED.


    -To every girl that just wants to cuddle.


    -To every girl that just wants to sleep (no sex) with him.


    -To every girl that is scared to put her heart out there again because she has been hurt so many times.


    -To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.


    -To every girl that thought maybe this could be the one.


    -To every girl that believes in her dreams.


    -To every girl that would do anything so she could achieve them.


    -To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually does think it is funny.


    -To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.


    -To every girl that has been cheated on cuz shes not a skanky whore who gives it up to any guy.


    -To every girl that doesnt want a guy who just plays wit her emotions but actually CARES about how she feels.


    -To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.


    - To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.


    **To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.**

    THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.
    Monday, December 19th, 2005
    9:28 pm
    Elphaba Result Picture.
    Congrats - you are Elphaba Thropp! Otherwise known
    as the Wicked Witch of the West, Elphaba is
    smart, green, and sometimes a bit
    quick-tempered.


    Which WICKED character are you?
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    Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
    8:42 pm
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
    Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
    Sunday, December 11th, 2005
    7:40 pm
    ELPHABA
    (spoken) Fiyero!
    (sung) Eleka nahmen nahmen
    Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen
    Eleka nahmen nahmen
    Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen

    Let his flesh not be torn
    Let his blood leave no stain
    Though they beat him
    Let him feel no pain
    Let his bones never break
    And however they try
    To destroy him
    Let him never die:
    Let him never die:

    Eleka nahmen nahmen
    Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen
    Eleka nahmen nahmen
    Ah tum ah tum eleka: eleka:

    What good is this chanting?
    I don't even know what I'm reading!
    I don't even know which trick I ought to try
    Fiyero, where are you?
    Already dead, or bleeding?
    One more disaster I can add to my
    Generous supply?

    Unlimited
    The damage is unlimited
    To everyone I've tried to help
    Or tried to love
    And, oh, Fiyero, you're the latest
    Victim of my greatest achievement
    In a long career of distress
    Every time I could, I tried making good
    And what I made was a mess!

    No good deed goes unpunished
    No act of charity goes unresented
    No good deed goes unpunished
    That's my new creed
    My road of good intentions
    Led where such roads always lead
    No good deed
    Goes unpunished!

    Nessa:
    Doctor Dillamond:
    Fiyero:
    Fiyero!!

    One question haunts and hurts
    Too much, too much to mention:
    Was I really seeking good
    Or just seeking attention?
    Is that all good deeds are
    When looked at with an ice-cold eye?
    If that's all good deeds are
    Maybe that's the reason why

    No good deed goes unpunished
    All helpful urges should be circumvented
    No good deed goes unpunished
    Sure, I meant well -
    Well, look at what well-meant did:
    All right, enough - so be it
    So be it, then:
    Let all Oz be agreed
    I'm wicked through and through
    Since I can not succeed
    Fiyero, saving you
    I promise no good deed
    Will I attempt to do again
    Ever again
    No good deed
    Will I do again!
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